"Other people are not medicine."
It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via l-eer)
bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail
rock-me-sexy-jesus:

I would end someone’s life if they did this to me.

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

butttom:

*sucks 164 dicks*

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stilezs:

97chainz:

Why do moms put dishes away so loudly

blonde-buddha:


nethrakh:

…something somewhere went terribly wrong.

speechless. 
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
  • eldiablocabra:

    awkwardvagina:

    alvxandra:

    oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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    "Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"