raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

  • Children's Cartoon Character: *Breathes*
  • Tumblr: DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO TELL ME THIS IS A KIDS SHOW
  • hipster-trichster:

    marina-peixes:

    svvords:

    Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

    she wears short shorts I wear long longs

    she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

  • Person A: Makes a typo
  • Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
  • Person B: Says the word with the original typo
  • Person A: Shut up
  • dilfgod:

    so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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    alt-j:

    the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

    "It’s a gift from God to be attracted to both sexes. It’s like being able to write with both hands."
    My best friend in the whole of creation, Ellen Ashley Branch. (via poetinthehat)